Crapgadget: ‘no rhyme or reason’ edition

Amazingly, these waves of Crapgadgets tend to showcase some sort of mini-trend. Oftentimes it’s a certain fondness for USB overkill, while other times it just feels like gaudy is the new black. This go ’round, however, we’re looking at a veritable cornucopia of lameness. Eager to drop a Jackson to enjoy one of the most non-ergonomic wooden mice to ever see the light of day? Now you can. There’s also the common issue of not being able to see text in a book while in pure darkness, but rather than just flipping a light switch or changing time zones to locate the sun, there’s a wearable necklace to do the trick. Believe it or not, the list just keeps on getting better, with a machine gun-styled USB drive, heart-shaped telephone and a USB scent flower rounding things out. Dive into dumpster below if you dare, and drop your vote for the worst of the worst in the poll below.

Read – USB bamboo mouse
Read – Wearable hands-free light
Read – Machine gun USB drive
Read – USB guitar speaker
Read – Heart-shaped telephone
Read – USB scent flower
Read – Steering wheel Bluetooth mount

Crapgadget: ‘no rhyme or reason’ edition originally appeared on Engadget on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 12:48:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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Crapgadget Crapdown, CES 2010: the best of the worst

It’s that time of the year again, where we round up all the gadgets we found on the CES show floor that help us to reset our gauge for bad ideas and hardware. Following in 2009’s footsteps, there seemed to be much less crap this year than before. Still, we’re here to recognize those souls who strive harder than most to hit that point of mediocrity — pick your favorite below, then rest easy knowing that you live in a world that accepts the existence of all kinds of products, no matter how miserable.

The nominees

Crapgadget Crapdown, CES 2010: the best of the worst originally appeared on Engadget on Mon, 11 Jan 2010 02:22:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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Crapgadget CES, round 6: Goscam China’s Body-worn DV for Police

Crapgadget CES, round 6: Goscam China’s Body-worn DV for Police originally appeared on Engadget on Sat, 09 Jan 2010 22:44:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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Crapgadget CES, round 5: Gimme Tunes

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Crapgadget CES, round 5: Gimme Tunes originally appeared on Engadget on Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:41:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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Crapgadget CES, round 4: The Fingerist

The Fingerist…

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Crapgadget CES, round 4: The Fingerist originally appeared on Engadget on Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:58:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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Solid Alliance’s new earbuds are ‘crazy,’ ugly

So, you broke the bank (and several credit cards) picking up that uber-stylish Acronym GT-J14 earbud-friendly jacket only to find that no one even noticed? Or perhaps your Lady GaGa-approved beats couldn’t endure the Paris Is Burning-style bad craziness you put ‘em through? Well, it looks like it’s time to sell a pint of plasma and use the cash for some psychedelic (and highly unfortunate) Crazy Earphones from Solid Alliance. Featuring a banana, a kitty paw print, sushi, or a Frankenstein’s monster-esque bolt affectation, we promise you that a pair of these will get you noticed. But not in the good way. Pre-order now for $22, shipping in December.

[Via Akihabara]

Filed under: Portable Audio, Portable Video

Solid Alliance’s new earbuds are ‘crazy,’ ugly originally appeared on Engadget on Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:36:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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USB iriscope is just what you need for your next date

When you simply have $120.69-too-much in your bank account, you can thank Uxsight for being there. You may already be entertaining guests with your variety of USB endoscopes, but to really make the picture complete (pun only slightly intended), you’re going to want this succulent USB iriscope. That’s right, now you can peer deeply, digtally into the eyes of your… er, “clients” (their words, not ours) as you check their health and generally freak everyone out. When you’re done, you can “compare the irises pictures when your client comes back to see their progress.” Now, we don’t know exactly what kind of procedure you’re going to be performing on said clients, but you’ll finally have a way to show them just what kind of mess you’ve made. We think Uxsight says it best about their product: “Natural image, attractive or charming.” Who can argue with that kind of logic?

[Via Coolest Gadgets]

Filed under: Misc. Gadgets

USB iriscope is just what you need for your next date originally appeared on Engadget on Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:28:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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Crapgadget: ‘Hopefully USB 3.0 can avoid this path’ edition

With USB 3.0 on the horizon, we can only hope that the world’s purveyors of crap have a little respect for the forthcoming standard. By and large, USB 2.0 is plenty fast to handle the awful data transmissions between USB hand grenades, alien flash drives, moody card readers, Japanese fans and your PC, and frankly, we’re not sure if the world can handle oodles upon oodles of SuperSpeed rubbish. Have a peek at the latest roundup from the worst of the worst, but please, not while you’re eating.

Read – Bear hand warmers
Read – Solar cap fan
Read – USB hand fan
Read – USB moody card reader
Read – Alien flash drive
Read – Mosquito repellent USB dongle
Read – USB hand grenade

Filed under: Peripherals

Crapgadget: ‘Hopefully USB 3.0 can avoid this path’ edition originally appeared on Engadget on Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:08:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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Calvin Klein gets into the Crapgadget biz

Yup, we see a ton of flash drives round here — but this is the first one we’ve seen from the august house of Calvin Klein. Somehow, these sunglasses with a 4GB flash drive stuffed into the right stem are simultaneously uninteresting and horrifying to us… though we certainly enjoy the mental imagery of spotting someone sporting these while half a stem-piece is jammed into their laptop. If you’re enough of a fashion victim to consider purchasing these bad boys, they’ll be unleashed on the waiting world in October, and run you about $200.

[Via Switched]

Filed under: Wireless, Storage

Calvin Klein gets into the Crapgadget biz originally appeared on Engadget on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:07:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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Crapgadget: ‘Gee… thanks?’ edition

If you need a flash drive or USB hub there are many useful and, more to the point, tasteful options out there. But if you want to saddle a hapless co-worker or relative with a silly, embarrassing, or just plain crapulant gag gift suitable for the current technological moment? Look no further than the following assortment of crapgadgets. Your illustrious Engadget eds have hand-picked a wonderful assortment of devices tailor-made to evoke awkward responses at office birthday parties and the like. So, without further ado…

Read – No Green Thumb Required: USB Fever 4-Port Flower Pot Hub
Read – USB Airplane Hub with built-in fan
Read – Robot USB Drives would make a cute gift
Read – USB Artillery Hub
Read – USB Octopus Hub

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Filed under: Peripherals, Storage

Crapgadget: ‘Gee… thanks?’ edition originally appeared on Engadget on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:33:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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